Declaration of War

[TheDillster]

Attention all,

As you may have noticed, the cute little Breathing Pal rabbit-lamp in Alley 3 of Venerable (the Monopoly one) I placed on top of a hallway door for vibes several days ago is GONE! Wherefore has this occurred?!?!? There have been many petty thefts recently incurred by Lloyd House over the past week (of literally everyone’s ping-pong tables), thereby constituting my unbiased, vengeful conviction. I see it fit that if the rabbit is not returned to its proper place within a quarter-fortnight, that a great bread-throwing will commence at Lloyd’s House Dinner. This injustice cannot stand!

Signed,

General Ven-Neural

[TheDillster]

Rabbit recovered. Thank you for your cooperation!